Erik Olson, 2011
"Shiver me tampons" needs to make its way into my parlance
but the merman texting on his conch
they’re both texting holy shit
it’s a SHELL PHONE
Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared II - Tony Contradicting Himself
when you write a sentence and it rhymes
why does the picture make perfect sense
So according to these two
The actual team rocket motto is
To infect the world with devastation,
To blight all peoples in every nation.
To denounce the goodness of truth and love,
To extend our wrath to the stars above
Team Rocket circling Earth all day and night,
Surrender to us now or you’ll surely lose the fight!
And the fact that Jesse and James get it wrong and make it positive says a whole fucking lot about their personalities.
imagine how great your life would be if you had a professional hair and makeup team
Imagine if you didnt need one because you finally accepted that you are beautiful the way you are and dont need to hide yourself in professionally styled hair and makeup.
id rather get the hair and makeup team
Government, Monty Python Style
Still brilliantly funny all these years later.
whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blinka few times and then get super fucking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr
i’ve been waiting for this gifset my whole life
if someone says they didnt understand why monty python was funny, i assume it speaks volumes about their intelligence levels.
"Help! Help! I’m being repressed!"
Drawing Machine, 2011